I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Princesses don't give blow jobs
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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