Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
you win again, gameday.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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