my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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