How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
its liver damage thursday
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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