She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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