I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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