At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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