their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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