when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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