what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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