Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
