another moral hangover. fuck.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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