So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
