Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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