I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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