Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
