Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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