babies were throwing up all over the place
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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