I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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