i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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