what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
