Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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