Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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