what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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