after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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