i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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