I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I want to fling myself into the sun
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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