we made out on top of his cat.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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