would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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