I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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