I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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