You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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