I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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