I wanna passion pit in your ass
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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