How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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