i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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