I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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