awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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