My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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