I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I want to walk on stilts...naked
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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