she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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