sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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