the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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