She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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