I got chris browned last night
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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