No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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