You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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