singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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