Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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