we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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