no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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